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• 03.03.08
  Extenze commercials are hilarious   TV (1)

  has anyone seen the commercials for the penis enlargement pill Extenze?!
  man this commercial is fucking hilarious. they’ve been playing the same commercial for over a year and every time I seen it I still laugh.
  the best part is when a chick goes out on the street at night and asks random couples if they have heard of Extenze.  And some how every couple they talk to happens to have heard of it, in fact every guy they talk to is proud to annouce that hes using it right now. and it only seems fitting that each of these males is in [...]

• 11.24.07
  to catch a predator   Rant!, TV (0)

  I’ve never actually watched this show.. I’ve seen clips of it here and there but never sat down and watched it until now.
  this show is funny however a little fucked up. I almost feel sorry for these idiots. It’s not completly fair to call these guys ‘predators’. the real predators are the ass holes in chat rooms, etc saying they wanna suck an older mans dick and happen to get these lonely guys interested. [...]

• 07.18.07
  your home business is shit woman   TV, Work (0)

  I had a modem trouble call last night. in the notes on the work order it said something like slow modem speeds, customer said the line shocked her one time. may need replaced… I had when SALES reps put shit like that in the work order. thats like someone who washes windshields for al living [...]

• 06.14.07
  attention fat people, you might have a cure!   Rant!, TV, Uncategorized (0)

  Alli hits stores nation wide tomorrow.
  “alliâ„¢ is the only FDA approved, over-the-counter weight loss product. But it’s more than just a pill. It’s an innovative weight loss program. The pill works by preventing your body from absorbing some of the fat you eat. And the program includes an individually tailored, online action plan to help [...]

• 06.14.07
  sleep fucking   Rant!, TV (0)

  one of my original posts on this site was about a customer who claimed she was asleep in her room when she was actually fucking her boyfriend so loud that you could hear them from outside the house.
  well that post actually got a lot of hits with search strings like ’sleep sex’ ’sleep fucks’ etc.. [...]

• 06.07.07
  our judicial system is REALLY fucked up   Rant!, TV (0)

  can my tv piss me off anymore today? looks like Paris Hilton got out of jail this morning, after serving only THREE days in jail. 3 fucking days. they had already cut her sentence in half… ugh.
  it really does illustrate that you can do/get away with anything if your-
  a) a celebrity
  b) rich
  c) really good looking
  now [...]

• 06.06.07
  what’s it take to be a nationally recognized missing person?   Rant!, TV (2)

  so the big story on the news right now is about some missing girl named Kelsey Smith. She went to go buy a book or magazine from Target and next thing you know she’s gone! now its all over the fucking news.
  this shit always gets to me- you know how many fucking people go missing [...]

• 05.23.07
  helmet boxing craze?   TV (0)

  I’ve seen it on the news the last two days, a sport kids are calling helmet boxing?. I actually heard about it on fox news the last two days- I thought it was funny how the stories were on the topic and also how to watch for signs of your kid doing it. putting [...]

• 05.06.07
  an old BMX Made   TV (0)

  hanging out at home, enjoying doing much of nothing and of course with the tv on. I just caught an old episode of Made. it was some hot rich chick who wanted to become a freestyle bmx rider. she was really into the sport but I thought no fucking way she could ever do this.
  one [...]

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