Alli hits stores nation wide tomorrow.

“alliâ„¢ is the only FDA approved, over-the-counter weight loss product. But it’s more than just a pill. It’s an innovative weight loss program. The pill works by preventing your body from absorbing some of the fat you eat. And the program includes an individually tailored, online action plan to help you lose weight safely and gradually.”

basically it a pill that destroys 25% of the fats you eat, or let me rephrase that- helps you destroy them by instead of digesting them you shit them out.

thats its really. I’m sure by now everyone knows how to eat healthy if they really wanted to so the guide they give you along with the capsels is a complete waste. let me sum it up for you, eat healthy and exersise. take our pill and shit a lot.

all joking aside I’ll be one of the people waiting in line to get my hands on this shit. I’ve been trying to lose about 15lbs and its been nearly impossible with dieting and weight lifting.. so this might help- or at least speed up the process.

the only side effect I’m worried about is it mentioned an ‘oily flatulence’. if you eat something really greasy you might end up basically farting grease… how uncomfortable could that be. that alone would make you watch what you eat while your on this shit.