man my head is killing me tonight… I’m going to try to pass out soon but thought it was be fun to share a little episode from yesterday.

I pull up to a trailer house yesterday after noon. I’m to set up internet and tv there. I’m still on the phone when I pull up so I sit there while doing my paper work while soon greeted by a blonde haired woman. probably in her early 30s, wearing what I would describe as a sort of ‘trashier’ Hooters uniform.

right off I can tell this chick is messed up a bit, I tell her to hold on and that I’ll only be a couple more minutes. minutes later I’m knocking at the door and she won’t answer, at least 10 minutes. I’m getting pretty pissed off and about to leave but can’t. what’d happen is they would call and tell the office that they were there and I left for no reason and I’d be forced to drive all the way back… its shit I know.

she finally answers and I ask her what rooms need cable. she tells me “lets get started in the back, in my bedroom”. I’m like umm… yah. I follow her and can’t help but notice there are panties everywhere- like she just whips em off and fucks wherever.

in the room I meet a guy, which was a bit of a relief.. or was it? I start there for a minute and they act like I was suppose to do something, I’m like well… where do you want your tv at?! they tell me and I leave to get a drill. I come back and that bedroom door is closed. she tells me to come in after I knock, looks like they were doing something in bed to me.

shortly after I make my way back outside some coworkers show up to help me. we’re done outside and go inside where one of my coworkers tells me while he was in the room next to the bedroom he could hear a woman moaning and saying “uhhh fuck fuck fuck” haha. we’re all in shock.

normally if it was just me alone I would have left the instant I heard anything like that but since we had 4 techs in the house and none of us had anything to do I figured we’d be ok.

we’re nearly done with everything but have to finish something up in that master bedroom. right when we’re about to start knocking on the door someone who calms they were the sister comes in the house. shes knocking on the door pretty pissed off then looks at us confused. “how did you guys get in?! did you let yourselves in?!”. we’re like umm she let us in….. it took her a few minutes but they she realized what was going on and said “oh great sis, REAL FUCKING CLASSY!!!” and sort of left in an embarrassed rage.

the customer finally answers the bedroom door and says “sorry I feel asleep. hahahaha. were like yeah.. sounded like sleep to me. “THAT WAS THE TV!!!” even though we hadn’t even hooked it up yet.

so we had to get a few more things together outside then come back in. the same coworker busts in their room and yells “HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!!” it was hilarious. she comes out saying.. “I’m serious we fell asleep and didn’t hear you guys knocking, we were asleep!!!”. my buddy is like.. yah… sleep.. I heard all the moaning and noise coming from you two.

I just couldn’t believe he called her out like that, it was great.

oh as that other coworker was in her room setting up her stuff he noticed bags of weed all over the place, even a large joint next to the tv which he had to move to finish getting shit set up.

it was by far one of the most interesting customer experiences I’ve had since. I’ll touch on a couple others in my next episode.